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At midnight, my girlfriend said she was hungry. We happened to see a bunch of noodle stalls up ahead. We went over and saw that a simple bowl of noodles cost 15 yuan. After some bargaining, it was down to 10 yuan. My girlfriend said it was so expensive, so she decided not to eat. Seeing that she was reluctant to leave even though she had given up, I decided to take the rip-off! We each had a bowl of instant noodles and some fish balls. I asked my parents how the food tasted, and they said it wasn't very good. But I noticed they'd both finished their bowls of noodles. I wondered if they were hungry or if they felt it would be a waste not to finish the expensive noodles. As my father ate, he remarked that noodles like this would only cost 1.5 yuan at home...

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